MOST MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...

1. If he calls you and your phone
is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends a sms saying“don’t
tell me the battery story coz I
know that line”

2. If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD

3. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE other men; If u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL.

4. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u
have no
BRAINS, a walkover;

5. If u are SMARTER than him, you’re aSHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
     

6. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u
LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true
huh?

7. If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T
LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...

8. If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.

9. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a
CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it’s because he CARES
for u.

10. If u BREAK your promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS
his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea
rite!)

11. If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If
he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

12. If u do WELL in your career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s
definitely BRAINS. (luck????)

13. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!